You
know what they say about liars? They make great salesman. No morals, no guilty
conscience, they just make the sale and that’s that. I once fell prey to such a
scumbag salesman. He spotted me at a karting circuit in town. Now this was my
first time in a go-kart. I was visibly thrilled after my first run around the
track and by lap four I was high! Perfect timing then, the salesman approached
me and told me I had a great future ahead of me in motorsport. He apparently,
was in charge of registrations for the JK Tyre National Karting Championship
and thought I should try out. All I had to do was shell out Rs. 1000 towards
registration. I was 10 years old – which is another way of saying I dressed the
way my mother wanted me to dress and had no money of my own. I begged my father
and got him to shell out the money. Based on the eventual outcome, I’d say my
father got mugged that night. The salesman thanked us for our time and advised
me to dress lightly for qualifying. My mother took this to mean “wear skimpy
shorts and canvas shoes.”
I
finally get to the race-track. I’m in the under 13 category. Each driver gets
three laps and the fastest lap is considered. Then they’re ranked by lap-times
and the top 6 go through to the final race. The winner makes it to nationals. Now
this may come as a shock to you, but apparently you need training to drive well
on a race-track. All the other kids next to me knew it and were properly
trained. Quite predictably I finished last out of 16 racers. My first taste of
real failure? – Yes. Was I devastated? – NO! I had the time of my life on the
track in what was only my second time karting. I enjoyed watching the others
kids set the track on fire as well.

The
Buddh International Circuit was constructed by Jaypee Group and designed by
Hermann Tilke who designed several other circuits including Sepang, Yas Marina,
Istanbul, Valencia and Shanghai. In honour of the upcoming Indian Grand Prix, I
wanted to introduce newbie race fans to the awesome world of Formula 1. So let
me take you back to school.
If
you don’t know what V8 means, if you haven’t heard of aerodynamics and traction
there’s not much I can do. If you’re aware of the basics, then let’s get on
with the ABC’s of Formula
- The
governing body for this sport is the FIA -
Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile.
- An
F1 race is called a Grand Prix.
- Points
are awarded only to the top 10 drivers in each Grand Prix.
- Points
by position –
Position
|
Points
|
1st
|
25
|
2nd
|
18
|
3rd
|
15
|
4th
|
12
|
5th
|
10
|
6th
|
8
|
7th
|
6
|
8th
|
4
|
9th
|
2
|
10th
|
1
|
- There
are 12 teams participating this season – Red Bull Racing, Ferrari, McLaren,
Mercedes, Renault, Force India, Lotus, Williams, Sauber, STR, HRT and Virgin.
- Each
team has 2 Race Drivers and one or more Test Drivers.

- Engines
from only four companies feature in the races this season - Cosworth, Ferrari,
Mercedes and Renault.
- At every circuit, each team gets a garage or a
“Pit” allotted to them.
- If
a car is to under-go repairs or tyre changes it needs to enter the “Pit Lane”
by taking an exit from the circuit.
- The
entry to the Pit Lane precedes the starting line on the track and the exit from
the Pit Lane is beyond the starting line.
- Further,
the Pit Lane is divided in to the “Fast Lane” (outside lane for entry and exit)
and the Inside Lane where the cars must stop to receive services.

- The
Driver that finishes with the highest points total in a season is declared the
F1 World Champion and the team that scores the highest number of points
(aggregate of points scored by both team drivers) win the F1 Constructor’s
Title.
A
Grand Prix weekend is spread over three days with free practice on Friday,
Qualifying on Saturday and the main race on Sunday.