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Rewind | A Foreword

 By Clive Periera

They used to put a smile on your face every time you saw them scampering around fighting with one another or just plain lazing around not doing anything besides eating and having the day off. If you’re thinking what I’m thinking then we are talking about your favourite cartoons. Tom and Jerry, Pink Panther, Garfield and Friends, Powerpuff Girls and so many more. When you think back to when you used to watch these cartoons you go back into a simpler time, a time without responsibility, a carefree time just like the one Garfield seems to still have. 
Well, this month, it is all about reliving your childhood. Take a day or two off and spend that time with your favourite cartoon character. Watching re-runs is always fun; every joke, every dynamite stick hits you with a wave of nostalgia. They definitely don’t make them like they used to. Nowadays it’s all peace, love and joy and purple dinosaurs, which ironically makes me feel violent. The classics were not only entertaining, but also educational, giving us ideas on how to get back at our annoying sisters or how to steal pic-a-nic baskets….ahhh childhood… good times!Jokes apart, watching old cartoons makes you realize how clever they really were, and gives you a second chance to appreciate hidden pop-culture references or humor that may have gone over your head as a child; you’re not only watching re-runs, you’re seeing them in a different light.
The old episodes of Tom and Jerry were some of the top rated and had a completely different feel form the modern computer generated ones. Unfortunately, most of the cartoons we love, the classic cartoons, are difficult to come across. They are off the air and rarely found on DVD. The best way you can have access to all those old memories is by turning towards the internet. Websites like toonjet, internet archive, Hulu are some of the best when it comes to old cartoons. You can enjoy old episodes of that modern Stone Age family or episodes of Wile.E.Coyote chasing the Roadrunner (shockingly, for 48 episodes, a half hour special and a feature film; if that isn’t a lesson in perseverance I don’t know what is).
There might be several instances where you feel that the cartoon you were watching was much better back then.  Just chill out, you’re not 7 anymore! Go with it and watch it like you watched it in the good old days (but in HD of course). So with the theme being cartoons this month lap up all you can get and catch up with your childhood favourites!

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Clive Pereira
Interested in adventure sports and experiencing urban culture


Nicktoons



It was sometime during the turn of this millennium, that I came back home from school to see a new kids’ channel playing on my television set. Out of curiosity, I watched as the story unfolded about a young wallaby that moves from Australia to America and has a temperamental toad for a neighbour and a naive steer and a nerdy turtle for best friends. That was Rocko’s Modern Life and as I watched the theme song end with its signature “SPUNKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!” I realised that I was reckoning with a new generation of cartoons- cartoons featured exclusively on Nickelodeon. Nicktoons.
Not to say that I moved away from Hanna-Barbera, Looney Tunes, Merry Melodies and the like. They shall remain evergreen classics. But you had to admit that Nicktoons had a certain novelty to them. While Cartoon Network was vintage at its very best, Nickelodeon was, shall we say, more contemporary and modern in its content. Even though the channel’s fortes were comedy sketch shows, game shows and teen-centric dramas, its animated features also had a sizable audience.
If you grew up in what I like to call the Harry Potter generation, then you must’ve seen shades of Harry, Ron and Hermione in Krumm, Ickis and Oblina of Aaah! Real Monsters!  A school for training monsters in scaring, a headmaster whose name rhymes with the first syllable of the name of his wizarding counterpart – hard not to draw parallels. And if you’re an animal lover like me, then you would’ve loved tailing Eliza of The Wild Thornberrys in talking to amnesiac hippopotamuses and llamas that raised curious points of self-existentialism.
Personally, I never really like Rugrats but it was a heavyweight as far as Nicktoons were concerned. I suppose it’s endearing that a bunch of babies can be such thick friends, following a policy of “When one of us has gots a problem, all of us has gots a problem!”  The follow-up, All Grown Up, probably lost its charm because they were <refer to title of the show>. For people who couldn’t make up their minds whether they prefer cats to dogs or vice versa, they were merged together in a bizarre creation called CatDog. Again, not captivating enough for me, possibly because Cat always got the short end of the stick and my nepotism for felines was quite well developed at that time.
If you wish to know the difference between ‘strange’ and ‘weird’, watch Ren & Stimpy, which was both. And not in a nice way either. But strange and weird in a good way was Kablam!  Watching a show about a comic book where Henry and June present a show on short animated features like Action League Now, Sniz and Fondue, Prometheus and Bob etc. was convoluted and curiously cool as well!
But I’ll list Hey Arnold! and The Angry Beavers as my favourites. I can’t explain what exactly fascinates me about the everyday trials of a football-shaped head boy and his small town friends or two beavers that’re not really that angry and introduced a new word in my vocabulary, spooty. Cartoons don’t necessary involve rational thought processes and I don’t think liking them should either.
Hence ends the first generation of Nicktoons. The coming years saw the introduction of shows like Rocket Power, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, As Told By Ginger etc. They were fresh but not exactly refreshing in my opinion. Apart from engendering an idle interest in daredevil sports, enlightening me that robotic dogs can be named Goddard and attempting to portray the adolescent challenges faced while growing up, none of them made a lasting impression.
Until I was doused generously by someone who lives in a pineapple under the sea. That’s right, absorbent and yellow and porous was he. He’s none of that nonsense, he’s something you wished. And he dropped on the deck and flopped like a fish! Spongebob Squarepants seemed to me to be the last of the Nicktoons. Nothing that came along with it or after it could recapture and retain that brand’s charm. Not The Fairly Odd Parents. Not Chalk Zone.
That was at least bearable. Then the channel was seized by rabid Indianisation and we lost all the good ones. You don’t see any of the 90’s stuff playing anymore. You now get outlandish cartoons with outlandish names like Ninja Hattori, Oggy and the Cockroaches or Keymon Ache, which sounds Bengali for “How is it?” To which I reply, not good at all!

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Sayonee Ghosh Roy
I humbly profess to be spoilt, pampered brat with old-school upbringing. You could let me loose in a book-store and I'd never come out, except if you lure me out with coffee and Italian food.


The Madness & Awesomeness of H-B Cartoons


By Rachina Ahuja
  
I’m a ‘90s child and like most anti-social kids, I spent a significant part of my early years watching cartoons on TV. Cartoon Network in those days was brilliant. It started off with just a 12 hour slot on TNT/Cartoon Network (as far as I remember) and the last show of the day used to be Popeye at around 9 pm which was then followed by strange old Hollywood movies on TNT. Later, they did away with TNT and Cartoon Network became independent which may have been one of the happiest days of my geeky childhood. Thus began the golden age of cartoons(on Cartoon Network at least), which ended as soon as they started showing stuff like ‘Shamsher Sikandar Chaddie Buddie’ and ‘Ben 10’, which I strongly dislike. Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer a horse named El Kabong in a Zorro outfit, who hits villains on the head with a guitar to some green-eyed dweeb with a fancy watch (I don’t even care to find out properly).
Point here is, some or almost all of the best, craziest and funniest cartoons came from William Hanna and Joseph Barbera. Now that I look back, I barely remember watching anything apart from Hanna Barbera cartoons. Let’s do a recap *crash-boom-bang-badoinkkk*

Scooby Doo
Throw him a Scooby Snack and he’ll do anything, even chase after ghosts and monsters. These mystery-solving, meddling kids and their dog became so popular that thousands of poor pomeranians(annoying yappy dogs) were named Scooby by their proud owners(erroneously secure in their originality) and two big Hollywood movies were spawned.

The Flintstones
Poor Fred, always yabba-dabba-doo-ing into adventures and taking his hapless buddy Barney with him. His sole aim in life was to go bowling with the guys, twinkle-toe his way to victory and not get in trouble with his wife. Based in the ‘stone-age’ when pigs were garbage-disposals, dinosaurs were pets, and velociraptors were airplanes, The Flintsones was almost like a sitcom, except from a billion years ago and um, without real people.

The Jetsons
The Jetsons was centered around George Jetson, his wife and kids, his dog, his robot housekeeper and his irate, bullying boss Mr. Spacely, who could often be heard yelling, “JETSONNNN!” It was just like the Flintstones except based in a different time: the future, which meant we got to see some nifty gadgets and fake future technology.

Top Cat
TC and his gang of alley cats-Benny the ball, Spook, Brain, Fancy Fancy and Choo Choo- were forever on the lookout to improve their situation and of course, to evade Officer Dibble (for years, I thought his name was Table) who was always suspicious of their schemes.

Quick Draw McGraw
Sheriff of a small western town, Quick Draw, a horse and his sidekick Baba Looey, a burro, used to fight crime with their sheer awesomeness. Occasionally, Quick Draw would show up as El Kabong, as I mentioned, and with a yell of “Oleeeee!” would hit the  perpetrator with his guitar, producing a very satisfying ‘kabong’ sound.

Yogi Bear
Nobody in Jellystone Park could keep their ‘pic-a-nic’ baskets safe, the acquisition of which was the main desire of Yogi’s heart, which in turn was the bane of Ranger Smith’s life.

Dick Dastardly and Muttley in the Wacky Races
Dick Dastardly was always off being true to his name and trying to get to the finish line first in the most fiendish way possible while his dog, Muttley, tagged along and snickered. Muttley’s snickering was quite possibly the best part of the show, apart from the unconventional vehicles of the equally unconventional participants.

Snagglepuss
Heavens to Murgatroyd! This cowardly pink mountain lion was a slippery one. Whenever in trouble, or being chased by Major Minor, he was quick to escape with an announcement of “Exit! Stage left!” and the famous Hanna Barbera running sound effect.

The Addams Family
The strangest family in the neighbourhood, or possibly in the world, the Addams had several peculiar habits which included but were not limited to : keeping a pet hand, having a large, blue, frankenstein-like butler, attempting to kill each other out of boredom, unwittingly terrorizing their neighbours and...dancing.

Swat Kats
Protectors of Megakat City and part-time junk yard workers, T-bone and Razor were two ‘kats’ that you did not want to mess with. Seriously, they came with a fighter jet, uniforms and their own awesome theme song.

2 Stupid dogs
They liked running around in circles(in case of the little one), just sitting around(the big guy) and getting in free at the drive-in. What can I say? They were just really stupid.

Magilla Gorilla, Huckleberry hound, Atom Ant, Secret Squirrel
Some of the shorter toons featured a Gorilla in a pet shop window who was always trying to escape, a blue dog who liked to sing about his darling Clementine, a crime-fighting ant and a detective squirrel.

I could go on forever, Hanna Barbera produced cartoons from the 1960s onwards all the way to the 1990s and there are several that I’ve left out. Here’s to the hope that their legacy, the legacy of real cartoons (apologies for the oxymoron) lasts forever and people don’t forget that cartoons are meant to be outrageous, ridiculous, hilarious, possibly borderline offensive and accompanied by sound effects of similar characteristics.

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Rachina Ahuja
Writing about myself is an annoying task because I’m never the same. I like change, I’m used to it, but when I go to my favorite restaurant, I’ll always order the same thing. Why take a risk? My ideal occupation would be Captain of a pirate ship with a pet orangutan but I’ll settle for making animated movies.

Wings Of Pride

By Rahul Seth

Description: We recognize the 8th of October as the Indian Air-force Day. On this day we celebrate the proud individuals who man our skies and form an essential element of lethal assault and defense to assuage the nation’s national security and sovereignty.  On this day, we recognize their sacrifice, and the sacrifice of every other such member of the armed forces or individual who, in the history of the nation, have indulged in similar contributions to the nation. On this day, we don’t celebrate just these individuals, but the idea that and moreover, the ideal of patriotism that drives them.  LTGTR speaks with retired Group Captain Tejwant Singh, who joined the Indian Air-force on 9th March 1963 and served in both the wars of 1965 and 1971. During the War of 1971, his Mig-21 Aircraft was shot down over Pasrur airfield in Pakistan and he was taken POW (Prisoner Of War). Later, post repatriation, he was awarded the Shaurya Chakra for his gallantry in flying back to base a valuable and damaged Mig-21 aircraft in April 1973 when a vulture hit him unexpectedly. Despite serious injuries to his body and face and with just half the available vision he displayed determination, a high degree of flying skill and bravery in tackling a very serious situation at great personal risk. We visited him at his Gurgaon home, where he now writes avidly, his first book, ‘The Bold, Brave and Fearless’ having recently been launched in Canada; He actively blogs as well, titled ‘Don’t Mistake me for a Muslim’.



Q. Sir, why is your Blog titled as such?

A. Post 9/11 America was in a state of fear. Trust in people became a problem and everyone looked at people with brown skin with eyes of suspicion.  Turbans became synonymous with Muslims on account of the Taliban Pathan turbans and eventually to suit their own safety and convenience some Sikhs stopped wearing them, however those who were devoted still kept them on. A regular American citizen’s General knowledge is extremely poor even though they are extremely liberal and welcoming in comparison to the USSR who were distant and confronting, post 9/11 America changed radically to resemble the coldness I experienced in the USSR and they mistake us Sikhs for Muslims. My blog is to tell them the difference since most of them refuse to consider the world beyond their nose.

Q. Sir, How Did you come to join the Air-Force?

A. I come from a family of warriors. For nearly the past 300 years my ancestors have been defending this nation. My Father and his father before him were also in the Army. The Tenth Guru of the Sikhs, Guru Gobind Singh, established the Khalsa to combat the Tyranny of the Mughals. At the time of Aurangzeb’s rule, Non-Muslims weren’t even allowed to wear a sword, ride an elephant or a horse. I chose to join the Air-force as a diversion from the Army. I have no male descendants but my younger brother’s sons, however, are in Merchant Navy and Hotel management, respectively. The desire to join the Armed Forces seems to be diluting.

Q. Sir, How was the experience of your First Flight?

A. The first flight is known as the Solo flight. In my times we used to have piston-engines trainer aircraft with the Instructor sitting in the rear seat. I took off and looked back at the Instructor’s seat and saw it empty and for the first time I felt absolutely in control. Taking off is the easy, it’s the landing that one needs to worry about. Landing takes the greatest amount of control. In a layman’s explanation, one would need to control the float: speed and height has to gradually decrease; as the lift component decreases the drag increases. Landing is like a controlled crash. When you are in the cockpit, it isn’t like you are strapped into the plane, but more like the plane being strapped onto you. It is a great sense of responsibility, to have to bring the plane back safely.

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Q. Sir, How was your experience as a POW?

A. In the 1971 war, when we took flight it was like our defining moment. It was as if we had been trained for just this day. We had planned an aerial strike deep in enemy territory. We had planned to take the shortest areal route, from Amritsar to the target. The Pakistanis had pre-empted this and had placed their Anti-Aircraft guns in Sugarcane Fields and villages all along our route starting from Lahore. It was an amazing sensation watching an AA gun fire at you. It isn’t like a bullet, but more like a ball of flame, coming straight for you. The shell that gets you isn’t the one that you can see coming straight at you. Those will miss you because you would gone past at the speeds modern fighter aircraft fly. The ones that get you are the ones that explode in front and above you. On shard of shrapnel is enough to damage a vital part of the engine. We took heavy AA firing.

My plane was shot down as well. I had been wounded and couldn’t walk due to an injury to the spine. I was captured and given first aid and then put on a stretcher and into an ambulance. I was taken to the Gujranwala Jail, put in a cell and locked up. The mattress was filthy as expected. Later in the night, at midnight, my cell door was opened, I was blindfolded, cuffed and loaded into the jeep and then we drove all night long up to the morning. I could peek through the corner of the blindfold. Because my watch had been taken away, I had no idea of time. But when the sun came out, I could feel its warmth on my right side. I could assess directions by the heat of the sun: when the sun was on my right, I knew we were travelling north. And when my left became warm we were travelling south. This kind of realization comes when one is under captivity and one’s senses become acute. It’s all a matter of survival. They thought I didn’t know where I was and were poking fun at me. But I immediately surprised them by stating where we were, based on my assessment of the Punjabi dialect spoken by the local people. The jeep ride continued until I was taken to Rawalpindi.

I wasn’t tortured at any point. They did question me a lot, but moments after I had been captured ‘Jangbandi’ or a Truce had been declared and the war had ended. I actually made an immediate bond with a Major Khokher, a medical officer, who was sitting by me while I lay in the ambulance on account of my spinal fracture. He gave me tea and peeled a Kinu to fed me.



Q Sir, What do you think of corruption in the Defence Ministry and deaths of Air Force pilots due to plane crashes on account of purchase of cheap parts?

I believe there is a systemic problem in the institution that we have established in our nation, ergo the Ministry of Defense which is essentially run by politicians and bureaucrats, who aren’t members of the armed forces. Here one must compare with the United Kingdom model wherein the armed forces and the people running it are merged into one body which makes infrastructure and development easier since their need is better understood. When you have bureaucrats only running the show, they have a different perception of military matters and a different frame of mind compared to how men in uniform see the same issues.

Post Kargil, there was lot of hype about changes required in procedures but nothing substantial has happened. Moreover the Defence Budget is heavily burdened with 80% of it going to towards pay and pension leaving very little for modernisation. On the other hand if we have a system where all Central Services personal first serve in the Armed Forces for a period of 5 years and then change over to other professions, then we can gradually have less number of ex-servicemen to be given pension. Those who change over to other Central Services like IAS, IPS etc can remain on reserve for 5 years during which they could be called back into Uniform as a trained and available National Force. And during this 5 years reserve period they should report every year for 1 month re-training to keep their operational skills tuned. ‘Exigency makes a man’. Such militarily trained individuals or civilians would always be ready to serve the Nation. This scheme can be incorporated if we change our mind-set. I had sent a letter to the Prime Minister with this recommendation but received no reply. With times we have to change our attitude and make the best of what we have. A prime example of a dynamic attitude is the way the Punjabi community settled down after independence. They had abandoned their properties in Pakistan and most had come with nothing but clothes on their back. They were given properties abandoned by people who went across to Pakistan. They did not beg for government funds and assistance. Punjabis immediately capitalized on the opportunities available to them and made the best use of it converting everything into profitable ventures. Their attitude and resilience surprised the rest of the Indians who were not affected by the partition. I was very young and heard other boys of non-Punjabi origion comment about this in my school.

            As far as corruption in the defense ministry is concerned, I have no personal information on any specific incident. But delay in procurement of important equipment invariably invited rumors that unless the Contract is big, the 2% margin will remain small. Therefore, if the Contract is delayed and its cost increases with time, the cut would be bigger. How far this is true is anybody’s guess. Moreover, they don’t understand the needs in the right perspective. For example, the Indian Air-Force needed Advanced Jet Trainers (AJT) for better transition from a less complicated training aircraft on to advanced and complicated front-line fighters. Since there was a sudden jump to Mig-21s, we lost many young pilots due to lack of training on a proper AJT. The file for the AJT was buried with the Ministry for almost 20 years ago before the procurement was finally sanctioned. How can you bury something so important for 20 years? Take another case of Drop Tanks that are attached to fighter aircraft and are sometimes jettisoned or dropped to make the aircraft lighter during extreme operational conditions like a in a dog-fight during war. It is called WWR or War Waste Reserve. When we asked WWR for a particular fighter, they asked “Why do you need it?” When the need was explained they said, “In 1956 we purchased drop tanks as WWR for Hunter aircraft. A lot of them must be left over. Besides the Hunter aircraft has been phased out of service. Why can we use those for this new fighter aircraft” When it was explained that each component of a modern aircraft is specifically designed and aerodynamically specific and cannot be interchanged like in a bullock cart, they commented, “You are trying to pull the wool over my eyes.”

Q. Sir, Are you for complete disarmament, if it ever was a possibility?

Complete disarmament is a utopia and is therefore not a possibility. Having an army or protective forces isn’t a dire necessity. Besides we have always been a defensive nation and never an offensive one. The only time any non-Muslim has ever actually conducted a military offensive beyond the borders of India was when Maharaja Ranjit Singh of Punjab marched into eastern Afghanistan along with the Nihangs of Akali Phula Singh. Because Akali Phula Singh had neutralized two strong-holds of Pathans in Punjab, he had managed to strike fear in their hearts. He led the army into Afghanistan even defeated a force of Ghazies who are supposed to be the Commandoes of Islamic armies. The result was that the army led by Akali Phula Singh occupied Peshawar, the Pathan’s biggest stronghold, without a fight in 1818. The fear of selfless fighters was such that the Afghan Governor of Peshawar ran away into the Khyber Pass and the population vacated the city. However, as per the Maryada of the Sikhs, those who were left behind were not molested. The only warring clans who had the warrior spirit in India are the Sikhs, Rajputs, Jats and the Marathas. The Sikhs have always had the spirit of sacrifice. Even when Guru Tegh Bahadur was brought before Aurangzeb in chains, not once did he flinch or show fear, only pride and valor. It isn’t easy to die for somebody else or to put your neck on the line for someone else. The question is one of ‘I’ versus. ‘Tyaag’. For the Sikhs Tyaag’ always comes first and therefore Langhars are where we feed everyone as equals without boasting or claiming credit. When Nadir Shah invaded India and stole the peacock throne and was taking it back to Persia, it was the brave and selfless skirmishes of the Khalsa at his encampments en-route the return that saved the 25,000 women that he wanted to take back as slaves and to add to his harem. This is the Spirit of Tyaag that is enshrined in the ideal of the armed forces also. It is Tyaag that should be the Global Dharma.

We see from this inspiring conversation with retired Group Captain Tejwant Singh that there are inadequacies in the setup as it stands, in how we deal with our reciprocal responsibilities to these brave men who risk their lives for us on the warfront. We owe to them the respect that they have more them earned. We owe to them some semblance of security, resembling the kind they render us. We owe to them not to have them neglected. Let us recognize that on this Indian Air-Force day, and maybe do these men and women more of a kindness and concern then just a Calendar Day.

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Rahul Seth
I addictively enjoy debating, one of the side-effects of Law School and a generally verbose lifestyle. I indulge in moot courts, writing, playacting and direction, MUN’s occasionally; I sometimes strum a cacophony on my guitar and regularly treat the neighbors to the melody of my voice, sometimes to their liking.


Cartoon Villains


By Kusha Singh

 Whether it’s the creepy Joker, the angst-ridden Magneto, or the sad Dr. Doofenshmirtz; we love our villains. Usually because of the suspense they help create. There’s a reason Megamind ended up where it did. Any “Good Vs Evil” cartoon is only as fun as its scheming villain. This extends to feature films as well. A super-hero flick, for instance, is only as good the super-villain in it. Cartoon villains need to be just as good and larger than life on an epic scale. Either that or they need to stupid on an epic scale. Think about it. It’s hard to come up with a toon villain who doesn’t fit either of these templates.
Over the years, that really has been their USP. Larger than life, bonkers and either very stupid (Wile E. Coyote) or very witty (Princess Morbucks, Powerpuff Girls).
Buttercup: You can’t just buy superpowers!
Princess Morbucks: Oh yeah? Tell that to Batman!
And if the villains don’t mock the show, the show mocks them. I mean their names are Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Angelica Pickles for crying out loud. And what kind of a name is Bluto?
In several cases, it’s fun to watch cartoon villains fail on a grand scale. Diabolical schemes that lead to hilarious failures - Embodied best by Team Rocket of Pokemon fame: Well them and Wile E. Coyote from The Roadrunner Show.
Jessie of Team Rocket: This couldn’t have worked better if we’d planned it.
James of Team Rocket: If we’d planned it, it wouldn’t have worked at all!
And how can we forget how much villains influence our everyday lives? All of us have repeated lines by villains to mock our siblings. But we don’t take after cartoon villains in matters of mockery and fashion (remember Cruella de Vil?) alone. My favourite cartoon villain inspired songs are Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by AC/DC and on the hall of fame, the much more recent Club Villain by YourFavouriteMartian.
Some leave you with insights.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: You know, fire is the leading cause of fire.
Others inspire you.
James: We have a proud tradition of failure to uphold.
They show you how to wish and dream.
Jessie: Just once, I’d like to make a dramatic exit that DOESN’T involve a life-threatening explosion.
Others yet, teach us leadership qualities,
Dick Dastardly: Muttley, do something!
And make you believe in the place where a great man once said “impossible meets possible”; The Possimpible.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Behold, the Melt-inator 6-5000! It has a melting capacity... of 7! That’s on a scale from 1 to 5, so that’s a big number.
It’s not easy being a villain. Being a cartoon villain is ever harder. Being super evil while making kids laugh is nigh on impossible. And yet these characters managed that episode after episode and we salute them.

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Kusha Singh
The author of this article is the smartest, funniest, hottest person in the world... Eh? Whats that?... no the author didn't just write that about herself. Oh well, I'm just a confused little klutz who's also a writer, part time actor, a movie freak, marathon swimmer and hopefully on the way to becoming a vc designer.


Action Cartoons

By Abhay Gupta

 
Back when I was still a kid, we had a fixed formula for what made an awesome cartoon show. This went beyond your run of the mill usual colourful, brainlessly slapstick cartoons like Bugs Bunny and any other Looney Toons products. The cartoon qualifying for awesomeness managed to combine that  spectacular animation with fast-paced, adrenalin-pumping action. And this is before Anime made it big in India. I’m talking about shows like Swat Kats, Centurions, Galtar and the Golden Lance, Ninja Robots, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Transformers, etc. You also had shows like Powerpuff Girls, that were action-packed but silly, as well as shows like Captain Planet, which attempted to teach kids values like recycling and living green. Personally, blowing stuff up with massive guns and shiny swords appealed to me more than using elemental super-powers to clean up the environment.
The formula was pretty simple. Have a generic character and give him a shiny weapon. Throw in a dinosaur or a robot or a ninja, or even fighter jets and cool gadgets. Mix them up in permutations if you have to. Have exaggerated fight scenes followed by another generic good-versus-evil showdown each episode with the good guys triumphing and yelling out catchphrases like Razor’s “Bingo” or Captain Planet’s even cheesier “The power is yours!” or even He-man’s “I have the power!” It’s the perfect way to appeal to young testosterone-driven boys who grow up to become young testosterone-driven men with libidos. Action cartoons were, by far, the one genre of cartoons that appealed to all male members of our generation. Who amongst us doesn’t occasionally YouTube the action cartoon oldies of our time now and then just to reminisce about how freaking awesome growing up was?
I mean, sure, school was tough. Homework was dull, teachers nagged, parents exacerbated every situation by nagging some more. Playing cards and fitting in with social groups was either too expensive or too difficult to understand. What better way to connect with your peers than to discuss what happened in the last episode of Swat Kats, breathlessly re-enacting exciting fight scenes and discussing whether Razor or T-Bone was more badass? In my opinion, T-Bone was decidedly more badass, if only because he was far more underrated than his partner and I have a thing for underdogs. Or, if you’d prefer, underkats.
Even today, I wish I had my own jet in a secret base under my building. Or a suit that I could attach a whole bunch of guns, missiles and transportation devices to. Don’t we all, sometimes? I mean, it’d be so useful to fight off bullies if you could instantly attach an RPG to your arm or summon a super-powered eco-freak with a green mullet. And that love for violent content and action grows with us. As adult men, 300, Transformers, Terminator Salvation, Jurassic Park, X-Men, Ninja Assassin and Gladiator are just a small sample of the kind of movies we’d put on our top ten lists. And, going by the trend, they each have one or more of the following qualifying items: shiny weapons, dinosaurs, robots, ninjas, fighter jets (that turned into robots), a good-versus-evil battle sequence and lots of stuff getting blown up. Action cartoons are every young boy’s initiation process into the fast-paced themes of the all-general action genre that is, inherently, male-bait.
Cowabunga, anyone?

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Abhay Gupta
What about me? Well, I don't know really. I could be brooding and nihilistic or bouncing off walls like flubber on crack. I categorize and analyze everything because I get bored easy. I'm a tv buff, movie buff, comic fanatic, atheist and meme-literate. I follow the words of a wise and all-knowing philosiraptor who once said: If one enjoys wasting time, is that time really wasted? And finally, cheesecake.

A Brief History Of Animated Movies

 From 1937’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, the animated feature film has come a long way. Disney’s Snow White wasn’t the first full length animated feature, but it was the first successful one. Each frame of the movie was hand-drawn, a process that came to be known as ‘cel animation’ or simply ‘traditional animation. Stop-motion is another kind of animation that uses puppets or clay models instead of drawings where each frame is a photograph. Chicken Run and Wallace and Gromit are two examples of this kind of animation.
While traditionally animated movies needed every frame to be drawn, the modern CGI(Computer-generated imagery) animated movies use powerful software to draw/model scenes and to animate things. Almost all animated movies these days are CGI-animated. The first full-length feature that was CGI-animated was Toy Story (1995) by the studio that revolutionized the animation industry, Pixar. Disney and DreamWorks are the other two giants in the industry, although after Disney’s acquisition of Pixar in 2006, it’s really two studios that currently monopolize the animated feature film industry.
You just have to love Disney. It’s impossible not to. Our generation grew up on Disney movies, and they will always be classics. The Lion King (1994), Aladdin (1992), The Little Mermaid (1989), Beauty and the Beast (1991) and Mulan (1998) are just a few among the 50-odd movies they’ve released so far that are must-watches. They’re the bosses, enough said.
Pixar(Disney•Pixar, if you want to get technical) has given us some real gems; their movies are noted for being visually gorgeous, technically advanced and their stories always strike an emotional chord with the audience. In fact, Cars(2006) and The Incredibles(2004) are the only ones that come to mind when I think of a Pixar movie that didn’t make me want to cry(personally, I prefer these movies for that very reason). Pixar crossed a big hurdle for animated movies, though, they proved that animated movies are not just for children. Before Pixar, the animated film industry was dominated by Disney, whose films, while really really good, catered mostly to the younger crowd and (out of necessity) their parents. Pixar movies contain great depth: WALL•E deals with environmental issues, Up deals with some heavy human emotions and so beautifully that you feel every single one without getting the feeling that you’re being hit over the head repeatedly with them, unlike most live-action movies. Who would have thought that a rag-tag bunch of beat-up toys or a couple of monsters(Monsters Inc.) could reduce adults to tears? That is the magic of Pixar.

 DreamWorks Animation SKG was a part of DreamWorks Pictures until 2004. Their first success was Shrek(2001) which won the academy award for Best Animated Feature that year and since then they’ve made a string of pretty popular movies and given Pixar some competition in the field. I am a huge fan of DreamWorks, mostly because their movies are hilarious. Shrek was followed by some great movies like Madagascar(2005), Kung Fu Panda(2008), Monsters vs Aliens(2009) and How to train your dragon (2010). Although Pixar generally receives all the oscars and critical acclaim, How to train your dragon was one of DreamWorks’s recent movies that was well-received by critics. Since Shrek, DreamWorks has developed a reputation of making movies that capitalize on humor and make several pop-culture or general satirical references. They make more movies than Pixar but only one in three turns out to be really good. The Shrek sequels were indicative of a trend that was to follow in later years, when Kung Fu Panda and Madagascar would be given the dubious honor of a sequel. One sequel usually works well, but after that, the whole franchise just somehow goes to hell. Toy Story 3 (2010) is the only one I know of that escaped the more-than-one-sequel curse. I’m dreading the release of Puss in Boots, a spinoff of Shrek, after watching it’s ridiculously campy trailer. DWA also, apparently, has plans for a total of six (!!) Kung Fu Panda movies and three (at least) How to train your dragon movies ,which is alarming, but we’ll see how it turns out.
   
 Sony Pictures Animation is a relatively new company, founded in 2006 and known best for Open Season(2006) and Cloudy with a chance of meatballs(2009). Cloudy was a great movie, I enjoyed it very much(made me laugh and made me hungry), and I’m optimistic about the future of this company. Their recent release, The Smurfs, may have been a bit of a damp squib, but it made a lot of money and they have several projects in the making, including Hotel Transylvania, The Pirates! Band of Misfits, a sequel to Cloudy, Popeye and Rollercoaster Tycoon - yes, a movie based on the game, I’m not sure how I feel about that. I do, however, like the idea of getting Hugh Grant to voice a pirate captain so I’ll let it go.

Blue Sky Studios(owned by 20th Century Fox) is worth a mention here for the excellent Ice Age (2002) movies, as well as Robots(2005) and the more recent Rio, which did quite well at the box-office, for a non-Disney, non-DreamWorks movie.

The future is bright for the animated feature film. Although it can never replace the live-action movie, it has carved a definite niche for itself in the market, an extremely lucrative niche, you realize upon examining the figures, and is now more than just a children’s film. I would argue that it was never just a children’s film. People tend to look down upon ‘cartoons’ as juvenile, which is ridiculous. Just get over yourselves, haters, what’s wrong with a movie that is good, clean, unadulterated fun for the whole family?

Also, I hope that the next person who calls it a ‘cartoon movie’ gets slapped around and then eaten by a giant walrus.

With most animated movies now being made in 3D, the result is a visually beautiful and grand affair that is a powerful contender for the ubiquitous live-action movie and always a safe bet for your hard-earned money.

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Rachina Ahuja
Writing about myself is an annoying task because I’m never the same. I like change, I’m used to it, but when I go to my favorite restaurant, I’ll always order the same thing. Why take a risk? My ideal occupation would be Captain of a pirate ship with a pet orangutan but I’ll settle for making animated movies.



 

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