Animal rights
group PETA to launch pornography website
People for
the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), no stranger to attention-grabbing
campaigns featuring nude women, plans to launch a pornography website in the
name of animal rights.
“We’re hoping
to reach a whole new audience of people, some of whom will be shocked by
graphic images that maybe they didn’t anticipate seeing when they went to the
PETA XXX site,” said Lindsay Rajt, PETA’s associate director of campaigns.
• Ok first of
all, if you want to shock people who are expecting hardcore porn with graphic
images of animal cruelty you may want to consider not revealing your plans to
the public! Their spokesperson announced to world that they plan to bring
people by promising pornography and once their hooked they’re going to be
treated to animal cruelty slideshows! That’s one hell of a diabolical scheme
PETA, well done.
Imagine the
consequences if movie characters were as dumb as PETA.
•
Iamdarthvader @yodamaster hey the new
deathstar is done and it looks sweet! surprise attack on jedi’s next friday. #masterplan
•
Achillesheel @kingpriam We’re sending
over a wooden horse as a peace offering but what you don’t know is that it’s
full of our warriors. #ancientmasterplan
I’ve said all
along that PETA are a bunch of morons who couldn’t cut in the real world. Don’t
judge me, there’s a difference between being against PETA and supporting animal
cruelty. Hating the BCCI doesn’t mean you hate cricket. I want to prevent
animal cruelty as much as the next guy but PETA are just plain annoying.
PETA has been
accused of campaigning for animal rights at the cost of exploiting women. A
Facebook group, Real Women Against PETA, was launched after the organisation
paid for a billboard showing an obese woman with the message: “Save the Whales.
Lose the Blubber. Go Vegetarian.”
• Trademark
stupidity again. “Save the Whales. Lose the Blubber?” How is that going to
help? The cosmetics industry survives on blubber from whales, not from plus
size women!
• Given a
choice PETA would ask us to stop making horse serum from horse blood and
instead take blood form the contestants on “The Biggest Loser.”
• There’s
seems to be no end to jobless NGO’s the world over. PETA campaign against those
who are “cruel” to animals. “Women’s rights” groups complain against PETA
because according to them they don’t treat their women ethically!
Now normally I don’t post jokes from the internet but Fernando
Torres’ spectacular miss against Manchester United deserves a column of its
own! Here are some the best Torres jokes from around the world.
• Torres wanted to take his miss in good humour and read
the net-jokes being posted online. Unfortunately he couldn’t find Net. #Bazinga
• Ceasefire in Libya, specialist Fernando Torres sent in
to make sure no more shots are fired.
• Fernando Torres breaks David Blaine’s Record of doing
nothing inside a box for 40 days!
• I hear Torres is averaging one goal per manager!
• Torres – Miss of the season. And that’s not because he
has long hair and looks like a girl!
• So there I was, Row F, behind the goal at Old Trafford
watching Torres go round De Gea wondering if he would score and then it HIT me!
Nishant Boorla
Sarcasm means the world to me. Yeah that's always a good place to start. I watch movies...a lot of movies! Sports nut and a die hard Manchester United fan. Highly opinionated and that shows in my articles.
Sarcasm means the world to me. Yeah that's always a good place to start. I watch movies...a lot of movies! Sports nut and a die hard Manchester United fan. Highly opinionated and that shows in my articles.
