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 Animal rights group PETA to launch pornography website

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), no stranger to attention-grabbing campaigns featuring nude women, plans to launch a pornography website in the name of animal rights.
“We’re hoping to reach a whole new audience of people, some of whom will be shocked by graphic images that maybe they didn’t anticipate seeing when they went to the PETA XXX site,” said Lindsay Rajt, PETA’s associate director of campaigns.
• Ok first of all, if you want to shock people who are expecting hardcore porn with graphic images of animal cruelty you may want to consider not revealing your plans to the public! Their spokesperson announced to world that they plan to bring people by promising pornography and once their hooked they’re going to be treated to animal cruelty slideshows! That’s one hell of a diabolical scheme PETA, well done.
Imagine the consequences if movie characters were as dumb as PETA.
• Iamdarthvader  @yodamaster hey the new deathstar is done and it looks sweet! surprise attack on jedi’s next friday. #masterplan
• Achillesheel  @kingpriam We’re sending over a wooden horse as a peace offering but what you don’t know is that it’s full of our warriors. #ancientmasterplan
I’ve said all along that PETA are a bunch of morons who couldn’t cut in the real world. Don’t judge me, there’s a difference between being against PETA and supporting animal cruelty. Hating the BCCI doesn’t mean you hate cricket. I want to prevent animal cruelty as much as the next guy but PETA are just plain annoying.
PETA has been accused of campaigning for animal rights at the cost of exploiting women. A Facebook group, Real Women Against PETA, was launched after the organisation paid for a billboard showing an obese woman with the message: “Save the Whales. Lose the Blubber. Go Vegetarian.”
• Trademark stupidity again. “Save the Whales. Lose the Blubber?” How is that going to help? The cosmetics industry survives on blubber from whales, not from plus size women!
• Given a choice PETA would ask us to stop making horse serum from horse blood and instead take blood form the contestants on “The Biggest Loser.”
• There’s seems to be no end to jobless NGO’s the world over. PETA campaign against those who are “cruel” to animals. “Women’s rights” groups complain against PETA because according to them they don’t treat their women ethically!

Now normally I don’t post jokes from the internet but Fernando Torres’ spectacular miss against Manchester United deserves a column of its own! Here are some the best Torres jokes from around the world.
• Torres wanted to take his miss in good humour and read the net-jokes being posted online. Unfortunately he couldn’t find Net. #Bazinga
• Ceasefire in Libya, specialist Fernando Torres sent in to make sure no more shots are fired.
• Fernando Torres breaks David Blaine’s Record of doing nothing inside a box for 40 days!
• I hear Torres is averaging one goal per manager!
• Torres – Miss of the season. And that’s not because he has long hair and looks like a girl!
• So there I was, Row F, behind the goal at Old Trafford watching Torres go round De Gea wondering if he would score and then it HIT me!


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Nishant Boorla
Sarcasm means the world to me. Yeah that's always a good place to start. I watch movies...a lot of movies! Sports nut and a die hard Manchester United fan. Highly opinionated and that shows in my articles.


 

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